1 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,920 You have no idea how desperate I am to get going. 2 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,480 Orm is just so extremely intense these days. 3 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,320 Just have to run away from him every now and then. 4 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,400 - I can't just run away from him. - That's what we've always done. 5 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,400 Frøya, I've packed a tent for us, 6 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,560 and some nice pelts to lie on. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,440 And if we find some flowers when we get there, 8 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,040 I'm sure the tent will look real homely. 9 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,440 - Orm, you're not coming with us. - Yes. 10 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:48,360 No. 11 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,640 Yes, and I also got some colostrum from a goat 12 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,000 that we can rub our fingers in so we don't get blisters from all the holding hands. 13 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,040 - Olav? - Mm-hm. 14 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,160 Is he coming? 15 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,440 Yeah. Orm is of chieftain blood, he's coming with us. 16 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,280 - He won't be at your heels all the time. - Okay. 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,680 - Oh. - Orm. 18 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:10,280 You're gonna lead the senior battalion in the battle. 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,320 What? Is girlie man going to lead us? 20 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,040 Yes. 21 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,920 No. I think there's been some miscommunication. 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,800 I'm more a person who stays in the tent 23 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,320 and makes everything look nice and tidy, and decorates and that, 24 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,216 - and that's just as important. - Yeah, but now you're gonna get a chance. 25 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,040 - Or maybe not. - Oh, yes, Orm. 26 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,080 This is gonna go great. 27 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,720 Hang on a minute. You know, this may not be such a bad idea after all. 28 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:42,440 Orm is the least experienced of all the warriors in Norheim, 29 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:47,040 and who better to lead us to certain death than Orm? 30 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,680 Yes, yes. 31 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,280 Even though I may have a couple of good years left in me, 32 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,960 this may be my last chance to die with dignity. 33 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:07,320 And not peacefully, in a boring bed surrounded with friends and family. 34 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,600 Exactly. Orm is our ticket to Valhalla. 35 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,320 - To Orm. - Orm! 36 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,560 Arvid. Imagine that we're going on a trip together, huh? 37 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,640 - That's fun. It's about time. - Yeah. 38 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,360 I must have invited you to at least 100 sleepovers and camping trips, 39 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,560 but you were always unavailable then, had other commitments. 40 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,800 Now we're here, finally. 41 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,240 I just can't wait to see you in a battle. 42 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,880 A battle. Most controversies I solve verbally, in the most cases. 43 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,760 Now we try to solve conflicts with brute force. 44 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,640 Yes, but in most cases, 45 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,240 you talk through the conflict and find a reasonable solution. 46 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,960 Take this. 47 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,880 - Nothing is more beautiful than a battle. - Hm. 48 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,760 Yes, this should be good, Varg. 49 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,120 Ah, they will sing about this day. 50 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,280 The day... 51 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,280 Norway learns that one should be above 52 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,400 spreading rumors about certain individuals losing their hair. 53 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,000 - Is that what we're fighting about here? - Oh, yes. 54 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,560 Oh, yes. 55 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Whether it's true or not... 56 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,840 - you just don't say things like that. - You don't. 57 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,680 Then you're attacking the person and not the problem, 58 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,216 - That is right. - And that's not okay. 59 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,240 - It's not okay. - No. 60 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,640 It's very poor style. 61 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,680 I'm offended, too. 62 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,800 Jarl Bjørn, you dirty rat! 63 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,600 Smart move, leading all the piglets to the slaughter! 64 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,520 Shh, keep quiet. 65 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,880 Keep quiet! I can't hear a word he's saying. 66 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,880 I'm going to rip the skin of your cock... 67 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,120 ...and boil it and burn it! 68 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,040 And I'm going to eat it. 69 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,120 Can't hear a word. 70 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,680 I'm going to burn you all, mother... 71 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,920 You have to speak up! 72 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,400 We can't hear a word! 73 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,120 Silence. He's responding. 74 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,680 Hush. 75 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,320 ...you hairless whore man! 76 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,960 I can't hear a word you're saying. You're too far... 77 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:03,000 You're too far away! Your volume doesn't match the distance. 78 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,080 This is not very practical. Come. 79 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,560 He wants to speak. Come. 80 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,400 You don't want me to do the talking? 81 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,000 Correct. I don't want you to do the talking. 82 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,080 Okay. 83 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,240 You think it will take long? 84 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,560 - It will take as long as it takes. - Okay. 85 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,440 It was just that we were standing in front of the army, 86 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,200 so I didn't get a chance to pee before we left. Now it's, uh... 87 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,360 precarious. 88 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,720 I guess I'll just do it in my pants. 89 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,960 Then I don't have to worry about it anymore. 90 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,360 So... 91 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,720 Yeah. 92 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,720 Bjørn, Bjørn, Bjørn... 93 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,680 so sad. 94 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,800 My best friend became my worst enemy. 95 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,320 Varg, apparently all your kindness, 96 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,040 all your warmth, your personality, was in your hair. 97 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,160 What a sad version of yourself you have become. 98 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,720 You are a sad version of yourself. 99 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,080 If I had been as terrible a person as you, 100 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:55,800 I could have pointed out how extremely ugly you are with those burns. 101 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,880 But I don't. I'm above personal attacks. 102 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,640 I will give you one last chance to spare the lives of all these innocent men. 103 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,200 All I demand is an apology. 104 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,600 What? You want me to apologize? 105 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,920 I am the offended party. 106 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,040 Varg, you killed my whole family. 107 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,840 You burned them down, you disfigured my face. 108 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,560 It's a little bit more serious than one comment 109 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,520 about your hair loss, isn't it? 110 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,040 I had... 111 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,560 a beautiful mane. 112 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,960 My hair was exceptional. 113 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,400 Come on, your hair was not exceptional, Varg. 114 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,520 Yes, it was, until you sabotaged it. 115 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,280 You had classic male pattern baldness, Varg. 116 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,680 With a receding hairline, going from here to Helheim. 117 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,600 All I did was stating the obvious. 118 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,000 And now, please, you have to tell me how your hair loss 119 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,480 somehow is my fault. 120 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,520 It is very simple. 121 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,080 You said I was a little bit thin up top. Mm-hm? 122 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,960 Which triggered a stress reaction... 123 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,920 and started a process... that caused my... 124 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,560 hair to fall off. 125 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,920 You jinxed my hair. 126 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,760 That was your fault. 127 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,040 You jinxed my hair. 128 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,640 Come on, Varg, give me a break. 129 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,200 You can't jinx hair. 130 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,520 Just not possible. 131 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,400 - It's not possible? - No. 132 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,120 It's not possible! 133 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:58,800 It's not possible. 134 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,920 How about dragons? 135 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,880 Are dragons possible? 136 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,680 Are dragons... 137 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880 possible? 138 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,160 Did you say that stuff about dragons because we have a dragon on our team? 139 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,880 Of course. 140 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,920 And another thing. 141 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,840 Have you planned that line all along, or did you just improvise it? 142 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,000 It was 100% script-based. 143 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,320 A line like that... 144 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,280 can hardly be improvised. 145 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,840 Right. I'm just trying to learn. 146 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,840 One day I might become jarl myself. 147 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,960 Then it's good to know all the tricks. 148 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,320 No, you will never become jarl. It won't happen. 149 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,840 No. 150 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,400 Yeah. Good job. 151 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,840 So, uh... what's going on? What do we do now? 152 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,960 Now we are waiting for the dragon. 153 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,400 - The dragon? - That's my secret weapon. 154 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,480 It will incinerate Jarl Bjørn's army without us losing a single man. 155 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Okay. 156 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,760 - So, that's our plan? - Yes. 157 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,920 I've never really believed in dragons. 158 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,880 No, uh... I must admit, Varg, 159 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,080 I always thought that dragons were fictional creatures. 160 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,360 Have you seen this with your own eyes? 161 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,120 No. But I have seen some drawings. 162 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,200 So, I know what it's capable of. 163 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,160 But you haven't actually seen it? 164 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,600 Now, what kind of interrogation is this? 165 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,960 No, I haven't seen it. 166 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,560 But like I said... 167 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,880 I have seen some very good drawings. 168 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,520 Let's take a look over there. 169 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,040 Okay. 170 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,720 Go and look for a... a dragon. 171 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,640 Jarl Varg. 172 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:58,040 So, there you are... Dragon Lady. 173 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,080 You sure took your sweet time. 174 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,840 Yeah, well, you can't stress the dragon. 175 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,400 You know? It needs to get ready at its own pace. 176 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,080 I understand. But, um... 177 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,080 where is she? 178 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,880 Oh, she should have been here by now. 179 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,200 I'm sure she'll be here any second now. 180 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,880 Great. I'm so looking forward to it. 181 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,680 I'm starting to lose faith in this so-called dragon of yours. 182 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,120 But you simply can't tell a dragon 183 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,760 an exact time it's supposed to show up somewhere and expect that it will. 184 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,360 Animals, they don't have... 185 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,920 a sense of time, you know, like we do. 186 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,800 - There! - Where? 187 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:15,640 Oh, it's just an eagle or something. Sorry. 188 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,400 That's a seagull. 189 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,520 Sorry. 190 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,920 So, you think you can humiliate me with your lies? 191 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,160 What do you mean? 192 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:48,560 You made a fool of me with those drawings, and false hopes. 193 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,120 No. 194 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,000 But there isn't any dragon, is there? 195 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,040 Of course there is a dragon. 196 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,240 - You just have to trust me. - Never mind. 197 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,560 I've already been betrayed one time too many. 198 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,360 There. There she is, just behind you. 199 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:07,080 Do not turn around! She has fooled us enough. 200 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,480 I order every one of you, do not turn around. 201 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,320 Hello, this is ridiculous. She's right behind you. 202 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,640 This is a trick. She's a lying, redheaded hooker! 203 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,200 Turn around. 204 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,440 We are not turning around, that's an order. 205 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,840 - Please. - No. 206 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,720 We're not turning around. 207 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,080 Arouse! 208 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,960 Hello, hello, hello, this is completely ridiculous. 209 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,600 I mean, just turn around and you'll see, she's there. 210 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,440 Forget it! Now it's a matter of principle. 211 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,960 This is almost exactly like in Aesop. Just opposite. 212 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,280 You can just turn around and you'll see I'm telling the truth. 213 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,680 Nei! 214 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,920 Shoot! 215 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,000 Straight in the bazookas. 216 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,560 My entire plan is useless now. 217 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,400 We will have to go for a... go on mock battle. 218 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 A mock battle? 219 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,080 Storming in, weapons in hand. 220 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:05,120 Impaling, guts ripped out of bodies, lots of screams, death. 221 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:10,040 It's going to be a classic confusing medieval battle, 222 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,480 where you can barely know your friend from a foe. 223 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,920 Excuse me. Are we allowed to go berserk? 224 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,560 You know, go a little crazy? 225 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,000 Oh, you're allowed to go crazy. 226 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:27,160 You're allowed to go very... crazy. 227 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,280 Then that's what we're gonna do. 228 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,680 Um, suggestion. 229 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,280 - Suggestion. - Go ahead. 230 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,640 What if I lead the senior battalion through the forest over there, 231 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,680 and then come up behind Jarl Bjørn's troops, 232 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,400 - like a sneaking maneuver? - You mean, a flanking maneuver? 233 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,080 Yes, a flanking maneuver, yes. Ten points to you. 234 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,040 Good idea, Orm. 235 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,200 Good idea. 236 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,720 I'm all for that. Yeah. 237 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,960 Great initiative. Senior battalion, you go with Orm. 238 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,000 Do you feel it? The assicle just pulsating. 239 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,560 It's... like you can feel your heartbeat down there. 240 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,400 It's like the heart has been moved down to the perineum. 241 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,720 And that means that we're getting close to battle. 242 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,160 I'm sure you all feel it. 243 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,520 No. 244 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,960 I don't feel anything on my perineum. 245 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,080 No, but your assicle is probably withered 246 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,440 because you're so very, very, very old. 247 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,600 And no matter what, this is not the time nor place to take a closer look. 248 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:48,200 Follow me. It's time to flank. 249 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,560 Orm, you can't stop already. 250 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,320 We have to move up behind Jarl Bjørn. 251 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,080 Yes, but we can't risk being out of breath when we get there. 252 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,320 Then we've been neutralized. A slightly fatigued warrior 253 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,400 is a dead warrior. 254 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,680 I think we should have taken a right back there. 255 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,920 No. No, no, no. Just follow me, follow me. 256 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,680 But we are farther away now than we were five minutes ago. 257 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,600 Yeah, we can hardly hear the battle anymore. 258 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,120 Yes, but the thing is, in the forest, you can sometimes be tricked by the sound 259 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,160 because you think something is farther away 260 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,120 and then it's actually just very close. 261 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,360 - No, it's not like that. - Yes, it is like that, in the forest. 262 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,840 This... this way. This way. 263 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,760 Look. 264 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 A squirrel. 265 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600 So what? 266 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,920 Quick, find some nuts for it. 267 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,880 Why in the world are we feeding a squirrel now? 268 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,960 I don't know, I just had this sneaking suspicion 269 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,240 that it might be crucial to the outcome of this battle. 270 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,640 This is total bull crap. 271 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,200 Oddvar, I am leading this battalion, 272 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,160 and I happen to know what I'm doing. 273 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,320 Everyone, this is an order. Find nuts now. 274 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,120 Woo-hoo! 275 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,480 Stop. Spare his cock. 276 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,560 Bjørn is mine. 277 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,960 Orm, I told you, 278 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,360 we should have taken a right back there. 279 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,800 Sure, and hindsight is the world's most exact science. 280 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,040 We could have been sitting with Thor and Odin now. 281 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,560 Having a nice conversation. 282 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,080 - But no. - Yes. 283 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,240 If Odin had been so interested in having you at his table, 284 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,960 - you would have been there by now. - But it was your job to lead us 285 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,080 - into battle. - Yes, and then Odin intervened 286 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,800 because that's what Odin does. Because he's Odin, 287 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,320 and he can do things like that. 288 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,920 He intervenes when he feels there's a need for intervention. 289 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,680 Jan Tore. 290 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,840 Jan Tore, are you here? 291 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240 Grenjar. 292 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,480 Grenjar, are you here? 293 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,800 Halldor. 294 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,840 Jarl. 295 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,240 How do you know you aren't killing people from our side? 296 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,440 It's not like we have the same uniforms. 297 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,680 I don't know, I, uh... 298 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,080 recognize our guys. I think. 299 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,600 You recognize 20,000 men? 300 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,400 Yeah. Um, yeah. 301 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280 Okay. 302 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960 What about this? 303 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,520 Did you just kill this guy? 304 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,200 Did I just kill this guy? No. 305 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,000 No? Good. 306 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,080 Because that's Gisle. 307 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,480 A childhood buddy, one of the guys. 308 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,960 We're a group of close-knit childhood friends who go on trips and... 309 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,080 hang out on other occasions during the year. 310 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,960 Yule dinners and... 311 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,560 stuff like that. 312 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,040 Someone sliced off his cock, too. 313 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,440 Who would do such a thing? 314 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600 I don't know. 315 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,480 Look at that. Look. 316 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120 Halldor? 317 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,960 - Halldor. - I was just lost in my own world there, 318 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,760 ramming my sword into anything that moved. 319 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,480 You know, assuming that the guys who fell that direction, uh... 320 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,240 were on our team, and the guys who fell that direction 321 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,560 - were on Jarl Bjørn's team. - Same here. 322 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,240 - Jan Tore, are you here? - Is that supposed to be wrong now? 323 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,520 Oh, Frøya, my love. 324 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,080 Orm? 325 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,120 - You survived? - Yes. 326 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,320 I didn't see that one coming. Good job. 327 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,080 Not without a scratch. 328 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,000 I guess you haven't truly been in battle unless your feet bleed. 329 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,880 Feels good to have your first battle scars. 330 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,160 Those are blisters. 331 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 That's your truth. 332 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,960 - Yeah. - In my truth, these are battle scars. 333 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,240 Okay. 334 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,080 Just imagine, Frøya, now we've been in battle together. 335 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,360 Yeah. 336 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,000 There's something very romantic, and also very barbaric, about that. 337 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,480 - Now we're brothers-in-arms. - How did the flanking go? 338 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,960 Great, great. They never saw us coming. 339 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Good. 340 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,720 You have to clean all the way in there 341 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800 - not to start smelling. - Right. 342 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,280 You know. And when you get a wife, you're going to hear it. 343 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,280 A tyrant is bowed, a bully removed. 344 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,440 And my wife's indirect killer is finally 345 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,120 my prisoner. 346 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,800 Let us celebrate with a feast, in Vargnes. 347 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,280 - What about... - Yeah, okay. 348 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,560 We were actually thinking about calling it a day, Varg. 349 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,280 We had quite a few injured that need to be tended to 350 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,320 and things like that, so it would be really good to get home. 351 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,800 This is not an invitation, it's an order! 352 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960 Of course. 353 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600 The feast begins tomorrow. 354 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,080 And I want to see all your people there. 355 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,600 Good, good. That's great. 356 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,400 Yeah. Okay, just unpack, we're staying here. 357 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400 Great. 358 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,120 Yeah, let's think positive. We'll get... Yeah, we'll get departed. 359 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,760 I truly feel this relationship is taking shape, Frøya. 360 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160 - You think so? - Oh, yes. 361 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,760 Yes. I feel we're the kind of couple that other couples envy. 362 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,240 - Anyway, now it's time for some cuddling. - Yeah.